DEF GONNA RUG ($DGR)
"Your Money is Already Gone"
About
Listen up, exit liquidity! This is a rug pull. Not your standard "devs went to sleep" weak sauce rug - we're talking full send, absolute destruction, delete-the-socials-and-vanish rug pull. If you're still reading this, you're probably the same type of degen who sends ETH to "Vitalik" on Twitter. Congratulations, you've found your next financial disaster.
Supply
Like a billion worthless tokens
Dev Wallet
If you only knew
Marketing
Just this garbage website
Tax
2% (Straight to our Lambo fund)
Roadmap to Your Empty Wallet
Phase 1: Pump
- Launch this trash
- Spam rocket emojis
- Let it ride until the day comes
Phase 2: Wait
- Make you doubt your fears
- Watch you ape even more paychecks in
- Tease you with small "rugs"
Phase 3: The Grand Finale
- Blame a "hack"
- Start having technical issues
- Drain the entire thing
- Wave at you from a yacht in Bali
Why Buy $DGR?
- Your portfolio is performing too well
- You miss the feeling of getting dumped on
- You think you can out-trade our bots (you can't)
- You're tired of giving your money to your wife's boyfriend
- You're tired of pretending to understand "utility"
- You secretly hate having a savings account
This is not financial advice because we're not even pretending to care about your financial wellbeing. When (not if) you lose all your money, don't come crying to us. We'll be too busy enjoying your liquidity on a beach somewhere.
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